Now in Journal form as per 's request:
How could you do this Twilight?! Building some unholy rune with this imposter?!
Don't listen to her, Twilight. Remember: Sunshine, sunshine Ladybugs awake, everyone in Equestria's lives are at stake!
Twilight, no! Don't listen to her! I'm the real Cadence!
Don't listen to her. She's obviously the Changeling Queen!
Well if I WAS the Changeling Queen, WHICH I'M NOT, at least I'm a good-looking one! Not some stringy-haired molded over swiss cheese!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING STRINGY-HAIRED-
UNTIL I KNOW WHO THE REAL PRINCESS CADENCE IS, NOPONY MOVES...
[Summons Ursa Minor]
NOPONY GETS HURT!
E-easy with that thing Twilight!